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Annabel Hilzenrath

2024

Comedy

Overheard at GDS: The Farewell Edition

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 shares some of the bizarre quotes she has heard around GDS.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
June 8, 2024
Comedy

Overheard at GDS: Leap Day Edition

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 shares some of the bizarre quotes she has heard around GDS.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
March 3, 2024
Comedy

Overheard at GDS: Spooky Season Edition

Annabel Hilzenrath shares some strange quotes she has heard around GDS. 

by Annabel Hilzenrath
October 30, 2023
Comedy

Overheard at GDS: Farewell to Seniors Edition

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 shares some of the strange quotes she has heard at school.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
April 30, 2023
Comedy

Overheard at GDS: Half-Birthday Edition

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 shares some of the strange quotes she has heard at school.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
February 5, 2023
Comedy

LEAKED: Editor-in-Chief/Managing Editor Application, Circa 2021

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 shares the Augur Bit editor application she filled out last year.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
November 20, 2022
Comedy

Overheard (Not) at GDS: Summer Recap

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 brings a new batch of absurd quotes she heard over the summer.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
October 16, 2022
Opinions

Finals Stress Is Here, and GDS’ Approach to COVID Is Making It Worse

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 argues that GDS’ handling of COVID has made finals season even more stressful than normal.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
June 6, 2022
Comedy

Overheard at GDS: The Revival

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 presents a compilation of bizarre things she heard this spring at school.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
June 1, 2022
Comedy

What Your First Word in Wordle Says About You

Stella Tongour ‘22 and Annabel Hilzenrath ‘24 describe what the first word you use in Wordle says about your personality.

by Stella Tongour Annabel Hilzenrath
March 11, 2022
Comedy

Greg Dallinger Talks Fashion: The Man Behind the Bow Tie

Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 interviews science teacher Greg Dallinger about his style sense.

by Annabel Hilzenrath
January 7, 2022
Comedy

2021 in Bit-Doms

Look back on 2021 at GDS through a compilation of Bit-doms by Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 and Stella Tongour ’22.

by Annabel Hilzenrath Stella Tongour
December 27, 2021
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