In Julius Boxer-Cooper ’22’s latest collection of comics, limited shrimp presents data and dunks—in a basketball net and in adobo glaze.
Julius Boxer-Cooper ’22 shares the next installment of his Chadwick the Cheerio cartoon series.
Annabel Hilzenrath ’24 and Stella Tongour ’22 devine the local eatery best suited for each astrological sign.
Julius Boxer-Cooper ’22 shares a new set of food-inspired cartoons.
Julius Boxer-Cooper ’22 returns with more cartoons on a host of topics.
Comedy Editor EJ Joseph ’21 leaks classified emails between her and a high-ranking member of the Bit.
Stella Tongour '22 and AKM '22 cover the highlights from the first week of virtual learning.
Are your neighbors being annoying? Do you want them to just leave you the FiretrUCK alone? Stand at your window with your loudest speaker and blast coughing noises all night. Not only will this prevent any awkward small talk from six feet apart, but it will also give you the coolest nickname on the block: Patient Zero. Protest the stay-at-home order claiming, “I cured my corona by injecting disinfectant into my lungs.” ZOOM Quiplash with the fam. Seems like a good idea, but your mom will never see you the same. Put a fork in the electrical socket because I
If you’ve been on Instagram or Snapchat in the past few weeks, I’m sure you’ve seen some of those hilarious bingo boards that people have been posting on their stories! Here at the Augur Bit, we wanted to create a few more bingos to keep you entertained during this trying time! I was scrolling through Snapchat the other day when I found a hilarious bingo called “Crackhead Bingo.” I thought it was absolutely hilarious! I have SUCH crackhead energy, so I instantly related. Unfortunately, I didn’t think the bingo board incorporated all aspects of being a crackhead, so I made