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Horoscopes

School been getting you down lately? Well, check out this week’s horoscopes to see how our psychics at the Augur Bit can help facilitate your future decisions. Taurus: Did you recently spend all of your allowance money on Ubering to the Friendship Heights Starbucks, Taurus? Well, maybe only Uber to Coffee Nature. It’s much quicker and a little cheaper of a ride. Support local businesses! Gemini:  Gemini, get off your Pamplemousse La Croix-drinking tuchus and get a job! We’re worried sick about you back at the farm! Pisces: You’re not like other girls! You ordered Shane Stant to take out

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Sports

Don’t Sleep on Them: The Crew Team and the GDS Rowing Program’s Future

There are some stories about Georgetown Day School (GDS) athletics that the school hears about all the time: the women’s varsity soccer team’s season of undefeated league play, Ziyah Holman’s victories in track and field, and the women’s varsity softball team’s recent Independent School League championship title. Beyond the popular teams, there’s the crew team, which endures exhausting practices that take place before the sun rises, yet remains untriumphant in most competitions. Through spending early mornings together every day, the crew team becomes notoriously close. Alyssa West, a freshman on the crew team, compared the team’s culture to the cross

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Sports

Meet Varsity Baseball Coach: Jonathan Kane

I played junior varsity baseball this spring and, at full team practices, I had the opportunity to work in the batting cage with newly hired varsity coach, Jonathan Kane. Between his emoji-littered team emails and aggressive use of non-existent hashtags to get the team riled up, Kane’s electric personality has made an impact on both the baseball team and GDS athletics communities. Since I did not have the opportunity to play on his varsity team, I wanted to interview him to learn more about his coaching philosophy.   Q: When and why did you start playing baseball when you were

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Sports

Not So Soft: Softball Wins ISL A Championships

After a 5-1 record in Independent School League (ISL) games, the women’s varsity softball team was determined to see a postseason victory. Throughout the season, the team fought to prove their spot in the league as a strong force among DC-area private schools. After losing last year in the ISL finals to Stone Ridge, their semifinal game against Stone Ridge this year ran high with emotions. Fortunately, GDS came out on top in a triumphant game. After their postseason ISL tournament victories against Holy Child 16 to 1 and Stone Ridge 13 to 5, the team approached the ISL finals

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
The Augur Bite

Frozen Lemon Tart

This frozen lemonade tart is the second best part of summer (summer break being number one, of course). It is everything you want in a summer dessert: cool and refreshing, easy to make, and most importantly, you do not even need to turn on your oven! Golden Oreos make the crust rich and sweet to contrast the frozen lemon cream filling. From barbeques to pool parties, this tart is perfect for every summer event under the sun. It’s so good you will want to sneak some in during the long winter, too! Note: If you do not have a tart

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

Drag’n Thrust

Some people wonder how frisbees fly. Aden Stinebrickner-Kauffman is not one of these people. He could tell you about the disk’s aerodynamics. He could tell you about distorted air flow, the Bernoulli Principle, and the lift component of force vectors. He could also tell you about what it’s like to play on a professional frisbee team. Indeed, the renowned physics teacher was a professional athlete. Inspired by his sister’s success on Duke University’s frisbee team, he picked up the sport during his freshman year of college. Not too long after, the Australian (yes, he was born Down Under) started to

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

New Woman in Office: GDS students elect Shonali Palacios to be next SSC President

While many voters believe that election day takes place on the first Tuesday of November, Georgetown Day School (GDS) students know that election day for the Student Staff Council (SSC) president occurs on the first Monday of May. Beating junior Jeff Elias and sophomores Jonah Doctor-Loeb and Margaux Van-Allen, junior Shonali Palacios will succeed graduating senior Cecily Davis as the school’s student body president. Starting this year, with an amendment to the SSC Charter, SSC opened presidential elections to the public instead of holding private elections. This change established a more democratic process to get the entire school involved. Elias,

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

Representation in Ninth Grade English

You walk into your first day of high school, everything is new: new teachers, new campus, new students. How will you get to know this school? What are its values? How will you explore and come to understand your identity and find your place in this new environment? Perhaps surprisingly, ninth grade English class can help you find answer to some of these questions. As the GDS course catalogue explains,“English 9 texts focus on journeys — both metaphorical and physical — in which the protagonists “adolesce” as they struggle toward the formation of tested and tempered identities.” One of the

by Liana Smolover-Bord
May 27, 2018
Features

GDS Reflects on New Security Policy

In February, students gathered in the forum as high school principal Katie Gibson announced that new security measures were being debuted. The administration communicated by email to the wider community, and within several days, these new measures took effect.   “The securing of the front doors, updating our camera systems, setting up infrastructure for what will become the lower-middle school, are the general ideas,” said junior Robin Forsyth, summarizing the new policy.  In practice, the Davenport street doors have been locked aside from designated timeframes, and people who wish to enter the building via those doors have to press a

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

GDS Goes Out to the Ballgame

On April 11th, the carpeted hallways of Georgetown Day School (GDS) were unusually still for a Wednesday afternoon. Across town, nearly 500 GDS students and faculty crowded Section 110 at Nationals Park and witnessed the Washington Nationals lose their final game in a series against the Atlanta Braves. Earlier that morning, the hundreds of high schoolers had donned baseball caps and t-shirts sporting the Nationals logo and patiently waited to board busses to begin the nearly annual Hopper Holiday. This tradition surprises everyone, except the administration, becoming a source of excitement for some while an added stress for others. The

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

GDS Graduate Sarah Sherman ‘93 Starts Super PAC

When Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential election in 2016, Sarah Sherman, Georgetown Day School (GDS) class of 1993, decided she had to do something. Sherman has been politically active since her days at GDS, but this time, she decided to take action by starting her very own super Political Action Committee (PAC) called “Vote Me Too.” The “#MeToo” hashtag trending in 2017 empowered women across the world to speak up about their experiences with sexual harassment and assault. Sherman decided to combine the momentum of the “Me Too” movement to challenge the gender power imbalance in the government by

by The Augur Bit
May 27, 2018
Features

Freshman Freakout

As the end of the school year draws closer, so do the dreaded final exams. For many freshman students, these exams will be the first exam they have ever taken. This is a very stressful time for all students; many believe that those ten hours of testing can dictate their entire future. Additionally, the final exam is a significant portion of one’s final grade in a class and no one wants to attempt something so important for the first time without preparation. This winter, for the first time, Georgetown Day School (GDS) decided to have minimesters in the place of

by Tabitha Lynn
May 27, 2018
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