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Ella Schneider

Comedy

Chadwick’s College Conundrum

Ella Schneider ’26 presents Chadwick the Cheerio at a college fair.

by Ella Schneider
October 28, 2025
Comedy

‘Wick and Shrimp Don’t Take the Hint

Ella Schneider ’26 presents Chadwick the Cheerio and Limited Shrimp stuck in their old ways.

by Ella Schneider
September 28, 2025
Comedy

Chadwick the Cheerio’s Commentary Catastrophe

Ella Schneider ’26 presents Chadwick in the world of sports broadcasting.

by Ella Schneider
May 11, 2025
Comedy

Chadwick the Cheerio Plays Pickleball

Ella Schneider ’26 presents Chadwick in a pickleball match.

by Ella Schneider
March 16, 2025
Comedy

Shredded Wheat Gives Out Confidence Tips

Ella Schneider ’26 introduces a new character to the Cheerio canon to help Chadwick.

by Ella Schneider
February 15, 2025
Comedy

Chadwick the Cheerio Finally Goes to Therapy

Ella Schneider ’26 presents a failed therapy visit that hollows Chadwick's self esteem.

by Ella Schneider
February 1, 2025
Comedy

Chadwick the Cheerio Goes on a Date

Ella Schneider ’26 presents a date gone awry as Chadwick's nutritional value is called into question.

by Ella Schneider
January 25, 2025
Comedy

The Love Life of Chadwick the Cheerio

Ella Schneider ’26 continues the adventures of Chadwick the Cheerio with a love story.

by Ella Schneider
December 17, 2024
Comedy

Chadwick the Cheerio Contemplates the Nature of Change

Ella Schneider ’26 reintroduces Chadwick the Cheerio.

by Ella Schneider
November 10, 2024

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