(To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know C.A. and Chrissy and Katie and Bobby,
Catherine and Kevin and Laura and Kelly
But do you recall
The most famous admin of all?
Quinny the dean of school life, had a very special job (it was real obscure)
And if you never saw him, it might seem a little odd
All of the other admins, used to laugh and call him names, (like “Chris Levy”!)
They never let poor Quinny
Play in First Friday games (like the speed walk contest!)
Then one drawn out December’s day, Russell came to say (came to say, came to say)
“Quinny, you’re a special man, you’ll control the finger scans.”
Then all the admins loved him,
And they were just so thrilled
“Quinny the special job man”
You’ll run all the fire drills! (For the open campus!)
(To the tune of Rocking Around the Christmas Tree)
Rocking around the freshman pit
And it smells like Chick-fil-A. (buh dah bah dah dum)
Everyone’s watching where they sit,
In a nervous kind of way
You can get a sentimental feeling
When you’re here
Then you’ll look down and you’ll realize
You just stepped in Hardy’s cheese fries.
(To the tune of Silent Night)
Quiet side, Holy side
All is calm,
No phone’s bright
Shira Minsk writes a college essay
Freshman boy calls something “gay”
Sleeping sophomore at peace.
He slept through Chemistry.
(To the tune of Hanukkah oh Hanukkah come light the menorah)
Tour guides oh tour guides
Don’t mention the swastika
Stay out of the bathrooms, it’s too risky for ya
Don’t let them see a copy of the last Augur Bit!
It would really ruin their innocent spirit
And if youuu do slip up, just make sure to say:
“As a high school, we are really cool in a unique liberal kinda way.”
“As a high school, we really are cool in a unique liberal kinda way.”
By: Lucy Walker ’19 and Cole Wright-Schaner ’19